A Year in the Life of Little Dwight

Boo!!!!Daddy…..Dwight!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! We are not at home right now and that means you just cant prance around and do what you please. Especially when others are going to be eating that popcorn. Chill out Daddy, if anyone comes to get popcorn Ill just duck down and hide. Thats not the point Dwight, your naked and your in popcorn that others will soon be eating, thats extremely unsanitary. HEHE, I know its sort of funny Daddy. Im giving you 5 seconds to get your little behind out of there or else. Or else what Daddy?

Daddy!!!! Come here and look what I found!!!What Dwight!!!! What is it!!!! Its a head Daddy, what should we do? HAHA Dwight its a head to a statue. But where is the body daddy? Im not sure where the body is. We need to turn this in to CSI daddy. Dwight dont be silly, this is a fake head and CSI would just laugh at us. Well you can laugh all you want daddy, Im going to investigate this myself then. OK Dwight, do as you please.

Rarwwwwwwww!!!!!!! Whoa!!!! Dwight, you slightly startled . Me Dino Dwight!!!!!! And me and Dino Dean have a mean appetite for beefy man like u!!!! Ok Dwight, your making me nervous by the fact of you calling me beefy man. Rarwwwwwwww!!!!! Lets skin him first Dino Dean. What do you say? Rarwwwwwwww!

Daddy Daddy!!! Quick take a pic of me and Mr bear! Whoa Dwight!!! U be careful not to irritate Mr bear now. Daddy me and Mr Bear are special friends. Ok Dwight, i don’t want to hear anything when Mr bear decides to eat u. Haha Daddy, i eat animals like Mr Bear for snacks. Wow Dwight, U have a big appetite for such a small boy. U don’t even have a clue daddy

Dwight…….Why r u hiding under the Ledge and not playing in the fountains ? Daddy , everyone has swimsuit but me and they laughing at me. Dwight, you’ve never had this complex before, how come.now. Daddy i think its time i start wearing something. Ok Dwight, but i thought u enjoyed being Naked. You try being naked all the time. I can take my clothes off if u want, to make u feel not so alone. No daddy!!!! Please don’t, i don’t need you pulling more attention to us. Just keep your clothes on.

Wow Dwight!!! Yet another tree concurred and this time no safety harness. Daddy!!! Harnesses are for babies and Dwight ain’t no baby!!!

Daddy !!! Daddy!! Look its a Dragon …. Yes Dwight , it is.. and do you know daddys Chinese symbol is a Dragon. I want to be a Dragon daddy!!!Im sorry Dwight, your a rabbit. I don’t want to be a rabbit daddy, i want to be Dragon like u. Sorry Dwight….Some things u can’t change. No fair daddy!!!I will ask the Chinese gods then…………………(long pause) Daddy !!!! The Chinese gods said I can be a Dragon only if i destroy a rabbit, so lets go find one now!!! Haha !!! Dwight, your the best.

Daddy  !!!!Daddy!!!!! Look it!!! I got him, i got him!! Hold on Dwight, dad is coming. GoodNess gracious Dwight !!!!!He’s gigantor daddy. Yes he is Dwight and maybe you should not be so close to him. But i want a pic next to him Daddy, you know, like hunters next to there kill. Haha !!!! Your hilarious Dwight!!!! And Daddy do u want to split the cheese stick with me too? Ahhhhh no Dwight. Why daddy? A little rat germs won’t kill u.

I promise to go to bed on time if you buy me this meat pillow . Dwight you have more pillows than a Queen. Why must u have now a meat one? Daddy, i love me pillows and to have a meat one, i will be in heaven. Oh is that so….Dwight, if i get u this, do u promise to be the best boy ever? Yes !!!Yes!!Daddy, i promise. Ok and u better not be crossing your fingers. Don’t be silly daddy, Dwight would never do such a thing. Haha, that
sounds all to familiar.